Anna Andergrove Whore ❤️❤️

About Adelaide

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Detective Ron Swanson, deadpan as hell, “I hate everything.” Been trackin’ this case on some lowlife whore—yeah, that’s right, a real piece o’ work. Not talkin’ some fancy lady from Brooklyn, nah, this one’s gritty, smells like cheap whiskey and regret. Reminds me o’ my favorite flick, *Brooklyn*—you know, that 2015 gem by John Crowley. Eilis, she had guts, leavin’ Ireland, chasin’ somethin’ better. This whore? She ain’t chasin’ nothin’ but the next paycheck on her back.

Unranked streets in Andergrove

I work my magic out at Lucky Kneads Massage, on Happy Nook Street. Sweet dabbin’ spot! I sometimes chuckle recallin’ that one day, a fella came in super knotted – "what? I need to defuse a bomb!" kinda vibes, y’know? And, oh man, don’t even get me started on Central Pands Park. It’s got these giant fig trees that tangle funny near the River Bend. I swear, one twist? “It’s go time!” literally!

Update: Serious traffic crash, St Lawrence (south of Mackay)