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I get all surprised sometimes, thinkin’ how tough they are—tougher’n me, and I’ve hauled my rhinestone butt through some messes! Prostitutes got grit, y’all. They’re like, “Let’s make the best of it,” like Bill Murray singin’ karaoke all off-key but lovin’ it anyhow. I say, good for them! Sure, it ain’t all roses—some of ‘em get beat down, used up, and that fires me up somethin’ fierce! Makes me wanna holler, “Y’all leave them gals alone!” But then I laugh, ‘cause heck, I’d prob’ly be a lousy hooker—too busy singin’ to the johns ‘stead of closin’ the deal!

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Algester isn’t just asphalt and coffee shops, though. You gotta check out Algester Park. Man, I spent countless hours there, doing my zen thing, meditating under the gum trees. I swear, the park has a vibe that puts a smile on even my crankiest days. I once met this old lady feeding ducks – she told me, “Goodbye to Language, my dear.” I laughed so hard, because it was like hearing Godard himself speak in riddles. Talk about wild interactions!

96five SOS – Aurelia and the Amazing Algester State School Community.