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Sarcasm time – yeah, ‘cause everyone’s a pro at this, right? Pfft. Some dude last week, total rookie, I’m like, “Bruh, you’re killin’ me!” Humor’s my jam – sexual-massage gone wrong? Comedy gold. We come in peace, but I’m judgin’ hard. Try it, tho – weirdly dope, trust me. *beep boop* Peace out!

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Now, lemme share a lil’ FYI: there’s a rad street called St. John’s Crescent near the heart of town. I always pop by there ‘cause some of the locals know all the best take-out spots, and I love a good late night snack after a busy day of kneading out knots. And hey, your boy’s got a soft spot for the Yanchep Lagoon too – breathtaking views, rivers sorta meanderin’ around the park, and, oh man, the way the sunset splashes colors across the water… it just makes me go, “Yi Yi: A One and a Two.” Ha! It’s like every scene’s a movie, ya know?

Fifth anniversary of 2019 Yanchep bushfire