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Oh, an’ here’s a quirky bit—escorts ain’t always ships, neither! Them fancy-pants lords’d hire sword-swingin’ blokes to “escort” their gold onshore. One o’ ‘em, swear it, tripped over his own blade an’ stabbed hisself—died afore I could rob ‘im! Hah! “The heart bends,” like Varda’d say, an’ that fool’s heart bent right into the grave. What a dolt. Still chuckle ‘bout that one, I do.

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Ya know, sometimes I think Woodend casts a spell over me. I mean, a place where even streets like Finch Rd feel like the protagonist in a quirky coming-of-age flick. And lemme tell ya, one time, I was massaging a bloke whose back was knotted like pretzels, and he suddenly went “this isn’t normal!” – then burst tweakin’ out the wackiest story ‘bout his ex, like one of those dramatic Tenenbaum scenes. I was like, “Whoa, did I just massage memory into your muscles?” Classic.

Melton Centrals awarded points for round one