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Yo, what’s good, fam? Sex-dating, man, it’s wild! Like, you swipe, you match, you smash—chaos! I’m out here, bodyguard vibes, protectin’ my heart, but damn, these apps got me twisted. "A Separation" style, yo—shit gets messy quick. Like Nader tryna dodge Simin, I’m dodgin’ fake profiles. Catfish everywhere, bro! One time, matched this chick—hot pics, right? Meet up, it’s a dude with a wig! Swear I yelled, "What kinda plot twist?!" Made me mad as hell, but I laughed—absurdity’s my jam.

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Ya know, sometimes I think Woodend casts a spell over me. I mean, a place where even streets like Finch Rd feel like the protagonist in a quirky coming-of-age flick. And lemme tell ya, one time, I was massaging a bloke whose back was knotted like pretzels, and he suddenly went “this isn’t normal!” – then burst tweakin’ out the wackiest story ‘bout his ex, like one of those dramatic Tenenbaum scenes. I was like, “Whoa, did I just massage memory into your muscles?” Classic.

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