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I gotta tell you about my fave oddball spot – the secret little cafe off Princes Hwy. It’s tucked behind some gnarly graffiti walls, and man, the atmosphere is like a therapy session in caffeine. I once had this wild encounter with a couple arguing about life – and I couldn’t help but think, “God, these people are doing 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days of drama!” I mean, seriously, relationships are messier than a spilled milkshake.

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