Lucy Whittlesea Whore ❤️

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Alright, listen up, fam—imagine me, Morgan Freeman, sittin’ you down, deep voice rollin’ like thunder, talkin’ ‘bout this crypto mess called "whore." Yeah, I said it—whore! Ain’t no fancy Wall Street ticker, just some wild blockchain dream. Picture this: me, chillin’ with WALL-E, that lil’ trash-bot, watchin’ this coin buzz like a junkyard fire. "Beep-boop," he’d say, "What’s this crap?" And I’d laugh, ‘cause whore’s a trip, man.

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Sometimes I be like, "wow, this city is full of surprises." I get those days where I just stop and think deep thoughts—like, why are streets named after old blokes? But then I remember, it's all love and stories, dude.

Here’s what you can expect with tomorrow’s Whittlesea weather