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So, ya wanna find one? Depends where ya at. Big cities, easy peasy—streets, apps, whatever. Small town? D’oh! Good luck, buddy! I’d be all, “Shut it down!” if Marge asked me. But nah, it’s 2025—tech’s nuts! Girls got profiles online now, like freakin’ Amazon reviews. “Five stars, great chat!”—hilarious, but creepy too. Makes me mad, tho—some jerks trick ‘em into it. Pisses me off! Human trash, man.

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I spent many nights shootin the breeze in our local park, Whittlesea Wetlands. Ewww, frogs jump everywhere! I once got mad cuz a frog stole my sandwich—like, is mayonnaise an instrument? I swear, I might’ve yelled that in the park. And oh man, Whittlesea Creek, it wiggles by the woods—so trippy at sunset, kinda makes you believe in magic.

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