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Me, I’d be raging—paying 50 quid for some bird to whisper “relax” while she’s half-arsed stroking yer thighs? Sod off! Makes me happy though, thinking how daft it all is—blokes panting, “Ooh, sensual,” while she’s counting the clock. Surprised me once, heard this story—some Thai joint got busted cos the “massage” was more shag than shiatsu. Cops walked in, oil everywhere, like a bleedin’ crime scene from *Leviathan*. “Who’s to blame?” they’d say in the film—well, the randy twat who booked it, obviously!

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Now, lemme gush a bit about Riverside Bend. Oh, darling, that river is my go-to spot for rambling thoughts during therapy sessions. I sit on the banks, letting the water douse my worries, while the gentle flow seems to whisper, "Spotlight on you, baby." It’s these moments that remind me—life is messy but also beautiful, kinda like our imperfect selves.

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