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So, erotic-massage—what’s the fuss? It’s old as dirt, mate. Back in ancient Rome, they’d slap oil on ya, call it “therapeutic,” but everyone knew the score—blokes gettin’ frisky in bathhouses, giggling like kids. Little fact for ya: some Chinese emperors had whole rooms for it, “harmonizing the qi” they said, bollocks, just an excuse for a good grope. Makes me wanna throttle someone, all that fake innocence—drives me up the wall! But—hah—makes me smirk too, ‘cos it’s so daft, innit? People payin’ gold for a tickle and a tease.

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Hey, listen up, doll! So, Westminster (au) is just a wild, quirky mix of history, heart, and a dash of mad surprises—kinda like that movie Spotlight, y'know? Let me tell ya, it's a place where every street feels like a story waiting to spill out all its juicy secrets. I mean, oh my gosh, you just gotta see it for yourself!

Duke and Duchess of Westminster expecting their first child