Ada West Ryde Sexual Massage ❤️❤️❤️

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Sexual-massage, man, it’s wild—gets the blood pumpin’, heart racin’ like a Texas rodeo! I seen it—folks think it’s all shady, but nah, it’s old as dirt. Egyptians did it—yep, Cleopatra probs got her back kneaded while plottin’ wars! Little known fact: them monks in Thailand been rubbin’ folks down for centuries—call it “healin’ touch,” but we know what’s up, heh! Makes me happy—hell, who don’t love a good rubdown? But I got mad once—some schmuck charged me $200 for a “sensual special” and it was just lotion and elevator music! “Shalom, motherfucker”—I wanted my money back!

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Located at Victoria Rd, West Ryde NSW , Australia, open daily from AM to PM. Contact them at to book your appointment.

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Ryde, North Ryde and West Ryde stage a post-COVID comeback in 2021