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Here’s a nugget—did ya know, in Japan, they’ve got “soaplands”? Sexual-massage joints, all legit-like—well, sorta. Blew my mind! Fancy that—culture, innit? Makes me wanna yell, “Get a move on, Bing Bong!”—y’know, that daft elephant from *Inside Out*. Proper quirky, bit bonkers—like me, eh? So, mate, if you’re skint, save up—treat yerself. It’s not just a knead—it’s a bloody adventure! *Cave felis*, mind—watch the dodgy ones! What say you—fancy a go? Blimey, I’m knackered typin’ this! Cheers, Boris out!

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