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About Wollongong

So, like, sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’—it’s old, too! Heard Egyptians did it—fancy, huh? Pharaohs gettin’ frisky with oils—wild! Makes me wonder, hmm… did they tip the masseuse? Prolly not—stingy royals. Anyway, it’s s’posed to relax ya, boost the mood—wink, wink! But, ugh, some creeps ruin it—turn it sleazy. Makes me mad, ya know? Like, keep it classy, jerks!

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A true urban oasis, located in West Melbourne. Our philosophy is simple; quality remedial massage, in a relaxing style. Set in a beautifully designed space.

The streets? Fitzroy St, Elizabeth St, and if you’re lucky, little hidden back alleys in North West Melbourne that smell of coffee and something naughty. Roads twist like a bad dream, kinda like those pastel corridors in The Grand Budapest Hotel, if that cheesy hotel ever existed here in our sad little city. "Do you truly believe in happiness?" I'll mutter, annoyingly deadpan, just like in that movie.

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