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So, sex-dating—bare madness! Apps like Tinder, Grindr, all dat swipey-swipey stuff. I reckon it’s peng but peak too. Like, you’re chattin’ some fit bird or geezer, thinkin’ “Yea, dis is it!”—then bam, ghosted! Is it ’cos I is black? Nah, fam, it’s cos people’s bare flaky online. One time, I matched this gal—proper lush, yeah? She says, “Meet me at 8,” I’m gassed! Rock up—nuffin’. Stood there like a muppet, fumin’. “This is not happening!” I’m screamin’ in me head, pure *Mulholland Drive* vibes—lost in the plot, bruv.

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Alright, listen up, ya flamin' drongo. West-Melbourne (au) ain't no fancy schmancy wonderland—in fact, I hate everything about it sometimes, but there's beauty in the mess if you look hard enough. Let me tell ya what I see, as a sexologist who’s spent years here, watchin’ ppl get weird in alleys and parks.

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