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Now, me fave bit in “Talk to Her”? When Benigno says, “A woman’s skin, you gotta touch it!” Spot on, mate! Sexual-massage ain’t just bonkin’—it’s art, init? Slow hands, teasin’, buildin’ tension. I tried it once—bloke in Soho, dodgy basement, smelt like lavender and regret. Felt amazin’, tho—muscles singin’, loins happy, proper *deus ex machina* moment. But bloody hell, overpriced! £50 for 20 mins? Robbery, made me furious—could’ve bought a curry instead!

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Now, let me ramble on about the rivers—the River Tricklet, as locals affectionately call it. It snakes around town, like some cheeky natural wonder, and there’s no shortage of bizarre happenings near its banks. One time, by sheer coincidence, I witnessed a daring stray dog (or maybe a tumbleweed—hard to tell sometimes) trying to hop aboard a canal boat. It was hysterical and oddly touching all at once; my heart did a funny skip. Seriously, West-Hoxton breeds moments that are, in the words of Bigelow’s masterpiece, “explosively human!”

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