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Like, imagine Yu Shu Lien in the flick—graceful, strong, hands movin’ like silk—givin’ a sexual-massage, slow and teasin’. “The sword remains in my hand,” she’d say, but swap sword for vibe, ya dig? That’s the power trip! You’re floatin’, body hummin’, and it’s legal—well, mostly, ha! I’m laughin’ thinkin’ ‘bout some shady spa I hit once—dude was sketchy, oil smelled like old gym socks, I was out, “Nah, fam, this ain’t it!” Ruined my zen, pissed me off!

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Now, I must admit, sometimes the city can make me mad—especially when idiots litter the cobbles by the riverside or when the council decides to change street names willy-nilly. But then I remind myself, "It's the quiet fury before the calm," kinda like a scene straight from The Hurt Locker—raw and unfiltered.

Dominic West had 'poltergeist' he successfully exorcised from house