Eliza Werribee Whore ❤️

About Canberra

But – ha! – get this, some say whores got their own guilds back in the day, like proper sneaky societies. Swear I read that somewhere, probs in some moldy scroll. Made me laugh, thinkin of em sittin round, plottin like lords. What a joke! Still, gotta admit, that grit surprised me – didn’t think they had it in em. Sly bitches.

Office Group

A former country town that in recent times has become a commuter dormitory, Werribee is where Melbourne stores the riffraff that were too ratshit for Broadmeadows. It’s now full of ferals who .

Now, expressing emotions? There’s this one time, I was coding on Brick Street, right by that delish little café, when outta nowhere a stray thunderstorm hit. I mean, it was epic and chaotic. Rain pouring and me, cursing as my code turned to goo in front of me. Hilarious and maddening all at once. “You shall not pass!” I shouted at the gloom itself, like Gandalf facing that foul force – no bugs allowed!

From Whittlesea to Werribee