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Now, don’t ye go thinkin’ it’s all roses an’ rum – some parlors, they’re dodgy as a siren’s promise. Ye gotta watch fer the ones promisin’ “happy endin’s” when ye just want yer shoulders sorted, savvy? Me, I’d rather watch Eli drain a neck than get caught in *that* mess. Oh, an’ here’s a quirky bit – in Japan, they got these “soaplands,” been ‘round since the samurai days, where it’s all bubbles an’ slippery fun. Who knew them sword-swingers liked a saucy scrub?

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We are located at Happy Buddha Retreats in Wentworth Falls. Remedial and Relaxation Massage now available. Call to book!

In a nutshell, this city, while mad chaotic sometimes and throwin’ typos of everyday life all over the place (like mine right now, hahaha), is my sanctuary. It’s raw, it's real, and it's a fierce reminder that every day here is a mission – sometimes covert, often public – with heart, humor, and a pinch of that zero dark thirty kind of intensity.

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