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About Gold Coast

So, sex-dating—man, it’s a riot! You got folks posin’ with fish pics—why, bro?—or chicks with ten filters, lookin’ like goddesses ‘til you meet ‘em and—bam—surprise! Catfish city. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ mead, laughin’ my ass off at the desperation. Like, one time I heard this story—true shit—dude matched with a gal on Hinge, drove two hours for a “date,” and she ghosted him at the bar. Left him with a $20 tab and blue balls. Savage! Made me angry for him, but also—ha!—what a dumbass. Lesson one: don’t trust a profile sayin’ “adventurous soul.” Means they’re flaky as hell.

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Ya gotta come around and feel these vibes yourself. PWarners-Bay is full of life: quirky, rugged, and kinda tender. I been around long enough that every cracked sidewalk, every little mural, and every whisper of the past gives ya a story. I sometimes slow down, lean on my door, and mumble, "Perhaps we are all waiting for the act of dynamite to set us free… D'oh!"

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