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About Brisbane

What pisses me off? The fakers. “Looking for soulmate!” Nah, you’re horny at 2 a.m. Happy? When it works—rare as a unicorn. This one time, met a gal, no lies, straight-up sexy. Hooked up, no drama—shocked me stupid. “Accept the mystery,” Coens nailed it. Still, most of it’s a dumpster fire. Sarcasm’s my shield—sex-dating’s a joke, and I’m laughing. You should too, idiots.

Dating Tweed Heads

Now, listen here, mate. One of me fav spots is the lush forest near the Tweed River Park. That place... wow! Trees so tall they scrape the sky, and the river that just whispers meet me ear. Not to forget, the old heritage building on Tyler Street, got a vibe of ages past. Every corner's got a story, just like in "The Gleaners and I" – a real-life montage, ya know? "Messy, but therein lies the beauty!" I swear, I keep mumblin’ "Sharon!" like Ozzy when a good client tells me the town’s secrets.

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