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Hahaha, I’m cacklin’ already! So, check this—sex-dating’s this messy jungle, right? Apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever—folks actin’ all slick, but half the time they’re just horny chaos agents. Little known fact, ya know—back in 2016, some dude in Hawaii got catfished so bad he showed up to a date with a freakin’ pineapple ‘cause the profile said “bring a gift”! True story, brah—guy was pissed, but I’d have died laughin’! Why so serious, pineapple boy?

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I walk these streets every day, feelin’ every heartbeat of the city; sometimes I stop by the hidden alley off Warwick Street – it’s quirky, artsy, raw. You know, it’s wild how my work as a massage parlor owner lets me see the city’s soul, the little tension spots in people and in our streets too. Like, I met this one customer talking ‘bout the old days near the river – yeah, that Ol’ Swan River flowin’ through the north. He said, “Life ain’t no script, it’s improv!” and damn, that struck me right here in my heart, like a joyful smack.

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