Addison Trinity Beach Whore ❤️❤️

About Gold Coast

Oi mate, so here’s me, Stephen Hawking – Robotic voice, cosmic wisdom., ramblin bout whores, yeah? Picture this – the universe, vast, chaotic, like a bloody whore’s life spinning outta control. Watched “Shame” – fuckin hell, that movie hit me hard. Brandon, the geezer in it, he’s drownin in sex, right? Like a whore on a cosmic bender. “I find you disgusting,” his sis says – ouch, that stings! Made me think – whores, they’re everywhere, ain’t they? Not just street corners, nah, they’re in the stars too, metaphorically speakin.

Where to Stay

Okay, so you got the main strip – there's Broadwater Street where you can grab a sloppy coffee from a humbly epic cafe. I've strolled that street more times than I care to count, sipping flat whites and letting my mind wander – "We need to go deeper!" (Yep, I'm mixing mental blockbuster quotes with literal beach vibes!)

Huge crocodile spotted on Qld shore metres from beachgoers