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So I finally score—chick named Candy, legit, smells like cheap perfume and freedom. I’m happy as hell, braggin’ to Kyle in my head, “Suck it, Jew!” She’s quick, no drama, and I’m like, “This is my kingdom!” Costs me 80 bucks, tho—fuckin’ inflation, man, makes me rage! Still, worth it. Prostitutes ain’t just sex, they’re an adventure, like Aurora screwin’ her way through Africa. “A forbidden passion burns!”—that’s me, Cartman, livin’ the dream. Respect my authoritah, or I’ll find yer mom’s a hooker next!

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Sometimes, I get mad – like when the transit delays ya know? Tube delays, all that stuff! It’s maddening, but it just means you pace, you think, you live it. I fink that's part of the charm. I mean, c’mon, life’s messy, and sometimes ya just gotta laugh at the absurdity, like a never-ending joke.

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