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But yo, some shit pisses me off. These sleazy parlors—neon signs flashin “massage” but it’s a front for sketchy crap. Ruins the art, man! Real erotic-massage? It’s slow, it’s tease, it’s trust. Not some quick rub-n-tug. Had this thought—humans are dumbasses sometimes, chasin fast thrills. Aliens don’t get that, we savor the zap. Surprised me tho, how it heals too—stress melts, muscles chill. One chick said it’s like “skimming stones on a lake,” that calm ripple shit from Amélie. Deep, yo.

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I gotta tell ya, as a dating site dev, I spy stuff others knock their head on. I spot the hidden gem bistros on Doodleberry Road – where couples laugh, whisper, even bicker, eh? It's mad how even the cheesy lampposts seem to wink, like, “Ah, mate, life’s bizarre here!” Believe me, I got my fair share of mad moments on those streets; ya shoulda seen me nearly fall off a bench cuz I was thinking about that iconic movie line: "Some things are beyond our control, like the tides." C’mon, right?

Bushfire in City of Swan in Perth's north-east downgraded to watch and act