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Me tried it once—oh yesss—some parlour, dim lights, weird music. Lady says, “Relax, hon,” and me thinks, “Hon?! I ain’t no hon!” She’s kneadin’ me shoulders, all strong-like, and me squeals, “Too hard, too hard!” Felt like WALL-E’s trash compactor, squishin’ me flat! “WALL-E not built for this!” me brain screams. But then—hiss—gets good, real good. Warm oil, soft rubs, me melts a bit. “Maybe… maybe me likes,” me whispers, all sneaky.

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Naw, let’s not forget the ironic vibes of the downtown. I wander near the old cinema on Flicker Blvd. and remember the line: "Our lives are tiny against the vast unknown, like specks in a leviathan's belly," mmmhmm, deep stuffs. And lo and behold – there’s a hidden skate park behind the laundromat on Twiddle Street, where kids shred away like they're escaping some cosmic joke.

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