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So, sexual-massage—heard it started way back, like ancient Rome or somethin’. These rich jerks’d get oiled up, grapes in their mouths, and some poor schmuck’s kneadin’ their junk like it’s dough. True story—found that in some dusty history book once. Kinda wild, right? Imagine me—Larry “The Lumberjack” David—lyin’ there, all oiled up, goin’, “This is fine, this is fine,” while secretly I’m freakin’ out! What if they slip? What if it’s awkward? I’d sue the toga off ‘em!

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Oh, and have ya been to the Swan Hill Regional Art Gallery? Little gem near Foxtrot Street—yeah, I know, foxtrot? Hah, what a laugh! I sometimes camp out there at night, just starin’ at the silent exhibits, thinkin’ "What a piece of work is man!" or somethin’ like that.

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