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Here’s the kicker – escort ain’t glamorous. It’s paperwork, caffeine, and prayin’ the FDA don’t roast ya. Reminds me of Szpilman hidin’, whisperin’, “I’m not going anywhere” – that’s me stuck in data hell, sweatin’ deadlines. Funny thing? Some trials got codenames like “Project Moonshot” – sounds dope, but it’s just nerds in lab coats, not astronauts. Cracked me up when I heard that, thought they was launchin’ pills to Mars or somethin’.

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Oh, mate, let me tell ya 'bout Swan-Hill—this town's a real mixed bag. First off, it's smack in the middle of the Murray River region, right on the banks of the Murray River. I always get a kick outta watchin’ the river flow past Destiny Drive, near the old Riverview Hotel—seriously, that's where I had my first date on a Tuesday (yeah, because "The Wolf of Wall Street", pretty, pretty good, right?).

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