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Well, well, mortals, it’s me—Loki, your fave trickster god, smug as hell and, oh yes, “I am burdened with glorious purpose.” Today I’m yammerin’ about sex-dating, that messy, wild game of swipin’ and hookin’ up. Ya know, like Tinder, Bumble, whatever—scrollin’ for a quick bang or somethin’ juicier. Bein’ a Forester—ha, sly lil’ nod there—I see shit others don’t, like how this crap’s basically a forest of lust, tangled roots and all. Kinda reminds me of *The Tree of Life*, that flick I’m obsessed with—Terrence Malick’s masterpiece, 2011, all poetic and deep. “Where were you when I laid the foundations?”—that line hits, right? Makes me think sex-dating’s got its own weird foundations, primal as fuck.

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Don't even get me started on the oddly named East End. Sounds fancy, right? Ha! But it's where you get those secret shindigs, the ones I once nearly missed ‘cos I was too busy fussin’ over a tiny glitch on our dating site. I always say, "I'm not leaving it on the table!"—just like in that movie, you know? And yeah, I'm channeling Martin Scorsese vibes, watchin’ every detail as if my profile updates depended on it.

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