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Eat my shorts! Yo, dude, sexual-massage is wild! Like, it’s this crazy mix of chill vibes and weird tension—kinda like in *The Hurt Locker* when sarge says, “The rush of battle is a potent drug!” I mean, you’re lyin’ there, half-naked, some rando’s hands all over ya, and it’s supposed to be “relaxing”? Pfft, gimme a break! I got into it once—total accident, swear! This chick at the spa was like, “Want the special?” and I’m thinkin’ pizza, not… that! Next thing, boom, it’s all oils and awkward giggles.

“Confessions of a Massage Parlor Madam”

In the Sunshine (Melbourne) Massages category you will find masseuses catering to males and females offering a number of different kinds of erotic massages, most of which can come with .

The park, oh my, known as Whispering Pines, it’s a sneaky gem. Even the wind sings the strangest lullabies, my precious! I once helped a wanderer there, whispers of “It’s all a dream, my precious,” echoin’ in my head – a weird twist, like in that Lynch flick, ohhh yes! Then, there's the vibrant Sunshine River. Smooth flow, calm waters – they say it glimmers like stars at night. Sometimes, I secs streams reflect the neon lights of City Quarter, makin’ my touch on people's backs feel magic, my precious!

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