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Humor’s in the mess – tho. Slippin’ on oil? Hilarious. Some dude – mid-massage – farts. Ruins EVERYTHING. Laughed my ass off – picturin’ it. Sarcasm? Oh – “relaxing experience” – sure. If awkward boners count! Opinion? It’s dope – when legit. Shady spots? Sketchy as hell. Pro tip – check Yelp. Avoid “Randy’s Rub Shack” – trust me. Been there – mentally. “I’m pure!” – movie quote fits. Stay clean – pick wisely.

“Confessions of a Massage Parlor Madam”

A Queensland man has been charged with rape and sexual assault over incidents that allegedly occurred at his home massage business.

The park, oh my, known as Whispering Pines, it’s a sneaky gem. Even the wind sings the strangest lullabies, my precious! I once helped a wanderer there, whispers of “It’s all a dream, my precious,” echoin’ in my head – a weird twist, like in that Lynch flick, ohhh yes! Then, there's the vibrant Sunshine River. Smooth flow, calm waters – they say it glimmers like stars at night. Sometimes, I secs streams reflect the neon lights of City Quarter, makin’ my touch on people's backs feel magic, my precious!

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