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Oi mate, me, Mr. Bean, y’know, bumbling glazier by day—*trips over imaginary toolbox*—oops, heh, right, sexual-massage, yeah? So, I’m thinkin’, blimey, it’s all slippery hands, innit? Like, oof, rub-a-dub, bit o’ oil, *mimes slipping off chair*—whoopsie! Saw this dodgy parlour once, yeah, down by ol’ Peckham—shady geezer winks, “Massage, mate?” I’m like, *nervous giggle*, nah, ta, got windows to fix! But, cor, sexual-massage, it’s proper ancient, yeah? Romans did it, dirty sods—called it “frictio,” fancy that! Bet they’d slap oil on like, *slaps thigh, slips*—argh, steady on!

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I once met a cheeky fella on Quartz Avenue. We chatted for ages 'bout life's pleasures and mischief. He said, "Much like in Melancholia, every change of weather be a new drama." I mumbled, "Very nice," but inside, I was like, oh my gosh, it is true, yes?

Graham Steinmann killed in tragic crash while riding his bike in Sunshine North, Melbourne