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So, picture this—old school brothel, red lights buzzin, girls laughin loud, cash flowin like water. I heard this wild story once—back in the 1800s, some chick named Madame Rose ran a joint so fancy, politicians snuck in through tunnels! Tunnels, y’all! Little known fact: them old brothels had trapdoors, secret exits—straight outta Haneke’s playbook, “Who’s behind the wall?” Gets me hyped just thinkin bout it—sneaky, sexy, badass.

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There’s the old park, Central Gardens (my pet peeve: there’s ONE bench always broken, I’m mad about it, no joke). And the river? The Waverley Run – oh boy, it's like nature's OWN masterpiece. I sit by the river sometimes after a long spa day, thinkin’ “I’m in inherent vice, baby” – yes, that movie, incredible! It reminds me to relax, man, and not sweat the small stuff.

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