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Exaggeratin’ for fun? Sure, I’ll say I fought off 12 ninjas once – total BS, but sounds cool. Real talk, tho – escort’s a rush, like dancin’ with danger, but it’s lonely too. “I’m falling in love with everything you’re not,” I’d say, quotin’ *Her*, ‘cause these clients? They don’t know me, just the grin, the growl. Maniacal grin, “Here’s Johnny!” – that’s all they need, and I’m good with it. You wanna hire me? Better bring cash and a good story, pal!

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Now, the streets themselves be alive with the spirits of their own, ya know? There’s the quirky Northside Quarter – filled with art, noise, and strange tea-sponge shops that sell the oddest lattes. I once got a massage break in a tiny cafe on Windmill Road – true story, mate – and nearly got lost in a dream of cinnamon bananas. Too bonkers, so funny! Totally made me mad ‘cause the queue was never-ending, but sometimes chaos is the spice o’ life, right?

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