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So, sex-dating – it’s all quick shags, no chat. You’re dodgin’ creeps like IEDs in Baghdad. Profile says “fun guy,” but he’s a knob with a foot fetish. True story – bloke once asked me mate to send pics of her toes before sayin’ hello! What’s next, “show us yer bunions, love”? Mental, that. Made me laugh so hard I nearly pissed meself, but also – ew, sort it out, you weirdo!

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Oh – and don’t get me started on the river. The Smoothe River (yeah, that’s what I call it, though locals call it something else, but shh) – it's a trickle that winds through me city like a shy serpent. I once had a client, said tha its murmurs kept him company. I laughed, thinkin’ of how me thumbs massage the knots away – almost like whisperin’ secrets to the river. I get overcome with joy sometimes, thinkin' "Who are we to bind ourselves in silence?" echoes of cinematic gloom, aye?

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