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Right, so, tryna track one down—fuckin’ hell, it’s a minefield! Apps, dodgy ads, mate, half the time you’re thinkin’, “Is this a scam or a STD waitin’ to happen?” Idiot sandwich! Back in the day, Soho in London, yeah, prossies had cards in phone booths—little known fact, that! Scribbled numbers, “Call me, darlin’,” proper retro shit. Now it’s all online, sneaky links, X posts—blokes actin’ like they’re bloody spies. Makes me wanna scream, “Get your shit together, you muppet!”

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Now, back in me everyday life, me magic hands got me knowin’ every nook an’ cranny. There’s a lesser-known alley, Rosedale Lane – oh boy, the locals swear it's cursed. I always laugh – "No one escapes the silent watch of destiny!" – quote from The Lives of Others, innit? And ya know, when I’m crackin’ me knuckles for a session, I sometimes mutter, "For the past is in its place" as I lean over a client's back. (Savvy?)

Creatives + Connections: Thinking BIG Series. In conversation with SOHAN ARIEL HAYES