Penelope St Andrews Sexual Massage ❤️

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And the oils—oh, the oils! Lavender, sandalwood, some crap called ylang-ylang—sounds like a sneeze! They’re slatherin’ it on, and I’m thinkin’, “Am I a salad now?” It’s sensual, sure, but I’d slip off the table, break my damn neck! Pretty, pretty good way to go, though—death by sexy rubdown. In Boonmee, they’d say, “The jungle hums with spirits.” Here, it’s hummin’ with somethin’ else—nudge, wink!

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A therapeutic experience to alleviate stress and revive the senses, leaving you feeling relaxed and revitalised. Choose from light, medium or deep pressure.

St-Andrews has quirks, man. Odd but real. I even found a mural on Third Cross that looks like it was part of the movie – random, messy, but poetic. Some folks say it’s just urban art; I say it’s a slice of our soul.

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