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Once knew a lad, worked the door. Big fella, smelled like ale. Said busiest night was full moon – weird, eh? Made me happy, thinkin’ wolves howlin’ while they’re bonkin’! But ugh, the noise – screamin’, laughin’, creakin’ beds. Drove me bats! “Stupid, fat hobbit!” I’d mutter, wishin’ they’d shut it. Fun fact tho – some brothels got secret tunnels. Escape routes for posh blokes, sneaky cheats!

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Top 10 Best Brothels in Springvale Victoria , Australia - November - Yelp - Maison D'Amour, Masquerades, Presidential Suite, Southern Comfort International, Moon Club, Paradise Angels Seaford Brothel, The Red Lantern Relaxation, Pussycats Burwood, Butterfly's of Blackburn, Pink Palace.

Now oh man, Paradise Park is another piece of heaven here. Its winding trails and secret corners give you moments of peace (or sometimes a mini existential crisis, LOL). I once met this elderly lady there who told me about all the local legends. She said, "Life is just a box of chocolates, one million dollars!" Not sure what that means exactly, but it warmed my heart little by little.

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