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Oi, listen up, fam! I’m chattin’ ‘bout erotic-massage, innit. Proper sensual vibes, yeah? Hands slidin’, oil drippin’, tension meltin’ away. Makes me feel like a king, bruv! Watched *White Material*—Claire Denis, 2009, my fave—and it’s got that raw, messy energy, like an erotic-massage gone wild. “The land’s ours, we stay!”—kinda like me claimin’ my spot on the table, ya get me?

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Now, lemme hit you with some raw truths – sometimes I get mad 'cause people don't value a good touch. You're stressed, your back is screamin', but you still complain about a five-minute wait. Seriously, get over it! Also, the café in the corner of Elizabeth Ave – oh, sweet misery – always gets my mood right. The barista here knows my order; it's like, "Tuesday again, mate?" and I nod, grinning like a lunatic 'cause it reminds me of that movie line: "This is my life, and I'm the man behind the massage table!" Honestly, it's that bumbling, beautiful chaos.

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