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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m a merchandiser, slingin’ goods all day, and now ya want me to yap about sexual-massage? Fine, I’ll bite—don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’! I’m picturin’ it now: dim lights, oil slicker than a politician’s handshake, hands kneadin’ ya like dough. It’s all “relaxation,” they say, but I ain’t buyin’ that crap so easy. Reminds me of *Requiem for a Dream*—ya know, my fave flick—where everythin’ starts all dreamy, then bam, you’re screwed six ways to Sunday. “Ass to ass!”—that’s the vibe I get when I think of some shady massage joint.

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But lemme spill some tea – South-Wentworthville ain’t all rainbows and roses. Some days, I’m so flustered ‘cause the local council won’t fix that crummy street at Pigeon Point. Like, why can’t they see? It messes up my walk to work. It drives me nuts, and I get, like, super agitated – but hey, that’s just life out here, ya know?

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