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Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

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The local park, Chillax Gardens – oh my gosh, it’s a hidden gem – has these winding paths near the gushing Little Rivulet (I swear it's like a secret movie scene in Holy Motors, baby: “Oh, I must say, this is simply marvelous!”). And then there's the old brick bridge on Stoney Lane – a perfect spot to clear your head after a long day of kneading out knots. Goshdarnit, I always say that sometimes a good lickin' of nature’s charm does more than a deep tissue massage!

Sydney floods: Bodies pulled from floodwaters in Wentworthville as rain causes widespread flash flooding