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So, check it, sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ oil and ting. It’s old skool, yeah? Goes back to them ancient Chinese mandem, 2700 BC, proper secret scrolls n’ shit. They called it “Tui Na” – fancy, innit? – but it was all about gettin’ freaky wid energy lines. Me, I’m like, “Bruv, sort me chi out!” Makes me laff tho, imagine some geezer in a robe, “Oi, relax, bruv, I got dis!” Proper mad.

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A therapeutic massage will banish aches and pains and get to grips with strains and stiffness. Expert massage therapists typically use various techniques, including neuromuscular .

I gotta mention some personal quirks too… I sometimes get mad when the council closes certain lanes for “maintenance” (lol, right?) because it messes up my midnight runs and coding marathons. I guess you could say the city’s unpredictable, ya know? One minute you're at the park, the next you're dodging traffic on Pine Ave—it’s like one of those twisted loco rides.

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