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I love hangin' around Riverside Park, man. The river there, properly named the Somer Flow, winds like a lazy snake and sometimes I just sit there watchin’ the sun do its thing. I had this one time a hot date went south ‘cause the ducks stole his fries – crazy, right? LOL, pure chaos like in that Spike Lee flick: “It’s just time...” oh, hell, so real and unpredictable.

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