Evelyn Smithfield Sexual Massage ❤️

About Gold Coast

Pro tip: watch out for sketchy joints. Heard this story—guy goes in, thinks he’s gettin’ a sexy rubdown, ends up with some hairy dude named Carl crushin’ his spine! D’oh! Total buzzkill! Stick to the legit spots—ask ‘round, don’t be a dope like me! So yeah, sexual-massage—wild, sloppy, freakin’ awesome. Makes ya feel alive, ya know? Just don’t overthink it—or ya might miss the whole damn point!

Our Ladies

We are qualified professional masseuses offering a range of massage styles. We have modern and clean facilities to make you feel comfortable.

I love cruising down Maple Bend, the twist and turn of that road gets my heart pumpin’ like a funky beat. Sometimes I stop at the little diner on the corner – yep, it's called The Far-Out Spoon. It’s got the best pies and the staff are total legends. I’ve had deep chats there with strangers who turned lifelong mates. Crazy moments, man – real unexpected, but totally brilliant!

Alliance Group’s Smithfield plant in Timaru to close