Sarah Seaforth Whore ❤️

About Wollongong

Sometimes I wonder, ya know, sittin’ in my twisted lil’ brain – is she free or trapped? Eh, who cares! She’s laughin’ all the way to the bank, prolly. *Manic laughter* Why so serious, huh? Life’s a joke, and she’s the punchline! Once saw a dame in Gotham – swear she had a ledger tucked in her garter. Made me chuckle for days!

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And bruv, lemme tell ya about my mad days – days when the app crashes and I'm cursing like a sailor. But then, a random coffee on Willow Dr brightens it up, and I laugh at my own coding mishaps (oops, defnitely, defnitely, defintely – why won't you work?!!). Such moments, real and raw, make Seaforth my type of place, real and imperfect, just like life.

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