Lina Sandringham Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Funniest thing? Old fisherman told me whores – ha, whøres – got this weird mating dance, shakin’ their tails like they’re auditionin’ for Hollywood! Cracked me up, picturin’ ‘em twerkin’ underwater! But real talk, they’re tough – survive deep, dark waters, tougher than half the punks I’ve met. Respect that, even if they’re uglier than a mud pie.

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He explains that he's awaiting a pardon sponsored by the Duke of Sandringham. “I never thought you'd be so trusting of the English,” Jenny.

Now, lemme tell ya bout the parks – especially Cornwall Park, tiny but packed with surprises like hidden benches and those insane views of the bay. Sometimes I sit there counselling a friend who’s had it up to here – and wham! It's like a scene from Pan's Labyrinth, all mysterious and intense. People think they know, but nah, I see the true heartbeat of the city in these little corners.

My seaside suburb once had a whimsical name. Then it was given a posh rebrand