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I gotta mention the local library off Bridge Street. It's small, kinda dusty, but man, it's a treasure trove of local stories. This jumble of printed words reminds me of insane language loops in Holy Motors when nothing makes perfect sense but feels deep. I wander there sometimes just to feel normal, ya know?

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