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Ever tried it? Bet not! Little fact—ancient Greeks, horny buggers, used olive oil for this! Swear, saw it on X somewhere, legit blew my mind! Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’—it’s art, bro! Gets the blood pumpin’, heart racin’, like—damn, why’s this not on Netflix? Anger hits when peeps judge it, tho. “Oh, it’s sleazy!” they whine. Nah, it’s therapy, idiots! Happy hits when ya feel that release—ooh, spine tingles, mate!

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So, first off, there's King Street. King Street is a maze of random shops, cool cafes, and weird dating app meet-ups. I mean, come on, it's a town with personality. And then there's Eastern Parade along the river, where the Sale River sloshes by. I get these beautiful sunsets there, man - like, holy motors kinda vibe you know? There’s that scene in Holy Motors where everything just blurs together, and I swear Eastern Parade has that same mystic feel sometimes. It's like you're drifting in a reel of life's absurdity. "Can you swim across?" I always joke. Nice try, right?

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