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About Gold Coast

I was shocked, man! Some folks on these apps? Total weirdos. Pauses. Mid-sentence. Unexpected emphasis. Like, one guy asked me if I wanted to role-play as a lighthouse keeper! What even is that? Made me angry, dude. Waste of my time. But then, bam, I found this cool chick who loved Wes Anderson too. We bonded over Suzy’s binoculars and Sam’s khakis. Hilarious, right?

Introduction

So, first off, there's King Street. King Street is a maze of random shops, cool cafes, and weird dating app meet-ups. I mean, come on, it's a town with personality. And then there's Eastern Parade along the river, where the Sale River sloshes by. I get these beautiful sunsets there, man - like, holy motors kinda vibe you know? There’s that scene in Holy Motors where everything just blurs together, and I swear Eastern Parade has that same mystic feel sometimes. It's like you're drifting in a reel of life's absurdity. "Can you swim across?" I always joke. Nice try, right?

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