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Groovy, baby! So, erotic-massage, yeah? I’m diggin’ it, shagadelic vibes all over! Picture this – soft hands, oils slicker than a spy’s getaway car, and tension meltin’ like butter on a hot crumpet. I’m a Music Editor, right, but this? This is my kinda symphony – no notes, just groans, baby! Reminds me of “Certified Copy” – y’know, that flick I’m obsessed with? Like when Juliette Binoche says, “It’s not the original, but it’s real.” That’s erotic-massage! Not love, but damn, it FEELS legit!

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I walk around with my dating app vibes all day, scanning faces, swiping left, right. The irony? I'm building love connections, and Sale gives you the occasional punchline. It's maddening sometimes – like you're trapped in a non-stop reel of life's absurd humor. I’m both amused and pissed off at how my users have stories that are all over the map. “What is this, a parade of misfits?” I'd say, channeling Larry David, type of neurotic rant.

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