Mia Ryde Sexual Massage ❤️❤️❤️

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I’m laid back, sippin’ gin, picturin’ it—some dime piece or fine dude workin’ them fingers like a pro. Sexual-massage been around forever, fam. Word is, back in ancient China, them emperors was gettin’ it poppin’ with silk sheets and oils smellin’ like heaven. Little known fact—Cleopatra? She was all ‘bout it too, bathin’ in milk then gettin’ rubbed down, real regal shit. Me? I’d be like, “Keep it comin’, baby,” lightin’ a blunt while they do they thang.

Best Massage near me in Ryde, Sydney

Swedish massage with lots of effleurage and enough pressure to loosen you up (I do not do deep tissue or remedial). Sexy & oily nude body slides back and front.

I gotta say, smilin’ and feelin’ happy as a larrikin here. Every time I take a stroll near the Ryde Wharf, I feel that cinematic rush – like oil’s spillin’ everywhere and now it's my turn to paint the town red...or, y’know, gold. “I drink your milkshake!” yeah, that's the spirit!

Investors pay $2.55 million at auction to knock down North Ryde home